Vote Sam for Supreme Dictator Emperor, policy #1…
public transport reform:
- it is free to use
- funded by donation on vehicles, online, at stations
- funded by tax if necessary (public transport levy)
- conductors: to help people, keep the peace, prevent job loss
- random spot checks to stop tax cheats, if necessary
- technically simple, efficient: get rid of myki, gates, ticket police
- reduces the cost of providing public transport service
- more people will want to use public transport
- can provide more and better public transport services
- this will help the environment
As supreme dictator, I will get rid of trams, and add buses:
- buses are more accessible for people in wheelchairs
- trams travel in the right lane, and all traffic must stop when they stop
- if a tram breaks down, it blocks the whole tram line
- buses are more flexible, can go around road work
- trams are quaint, but basically act as mobile speed bumps
- waiting for trams contributes to global warming and road rage
- we could replace trams with solar buses like this one in Adelaide
[ Of course, I'm not too serious about being supreme dictator of Australia,
but I am serious about my policy suggestions for our public transport ]
My full list of policies, so far:
1. public transport, “free” ; trams, annihillated off the face of the earth
2. fluoro lights: destroyed, replaced by flicker-free full spectrum
3. 13th February is Lingerie Brassiere Appreciation Day
4. every citizen MUST date on valentines’ day, or face a severe penalty